Duncan loves books
Duncan devours paperback books
Duncan is a dog and can’t read.
But Duncan loves books.

He even goes and gets them off coffee tables (a big doggie no-no) and samples the edges before chowing down on the back end of the book.

I recently replaced the ‘Digital Fortress’ novel by Dan Brown because I couldnt read the bottom half of pages in the last 3 chapters (they were short chapters). The co-worker I borrowed it from laughed and said I didn’t need to replace it and should have gone to the library to read the end of the book. She is recycling it. Oh well. I feel better for having replaced it.